Side effects of being AW?

I would like to know what are Your side effects of working as a AW and viewing porn all the time?

One of mine:
My head is full of words like: pussy,tight pussy,cock,boobs etc. and i allways think about porn. When i talk to someone I have to be very carefull to not use these words. I always have to keep eye on what I want to say. This is horrible feeling.

I'm a newbie in this biz and I'm wondering what side effects have gurus form cozycampus?

[balls_deep]

a lackluster social life.

I agree with you on the language. I sit and try to figure out different ways to say "click here for some tender wet snatch ground into oblivion" every day.

I have acute tendinitis in both my arms from sitting on the comp 24/7. I take prescription anti-inflamatory medicine that takes care of it for the most part though.

[artwilliams]

Whenever I set a hot mom at my my kid's school I imagine her jumping off from a reverse cowgirl anal and taking my load on her face. No, really I do. It's depraved.

[Ledrak]

Well, I'm no guru (not yet )... but the only thing that kills me is having to stare at computer screens all day. Sometimes my eyes just become a blur

[balls_deep]

Originally posted by Ledrak
Well, I'm no guru (not yet )... but the only thing that kills me is having to stare at computer screens all day. Sometimes my eyes just become a blur

get a set of computer glasses (reading glasses) they will take the strain off your eyes.

[aardvark2]

Very few side effects aside from making money.

I use PornScreen(TM) protection cream. I put some in my eyes before I engage in AW activities.

[mynameisjim]

If you're watching porn all day you're not doing it right.

To be honest, if I add up all the time I look at porn per day it probably comes to less than ten minutes at the most, often less than 5 minutes.

[balls_deep]

Originally posted by aardvark2
I use PornScreen(TM) protection cream. I put some in my eyes before I engage in AW activities.

You're supposed to put it in your eyes???

I've been doing it all wrong

Waisting time finding adult anagrams:

AXL ROSE ==> ORAL SEX

HE LAID HIS MATE ==> HIDE A SALAMI

A WOMAN THING ==> WHAT? MOANING?

OLD AID ==> A DILDO

[pyratas]

I have a rough time not spouting "Your Grandmother's a SnowBalling DP'ing Cunt" at Christmas Eve dinner..

Beyond that...................nothing really....

[razor]

If you send all your time looking at porn you are doing it wrong

[Cozy Monica]

I found that I became desensitized to harder and harder stuff for awhile.

My sense of humor has become a little more dirty.

I tend to blurt out crass sarcastic jokes that are sexual in nature and then blush profusely because I feel like I've said something inappropriate. (People always laugh though)

I get a real kick out of telling people what I do for a living because their reactions are priceless.

[RachiRach]

No more missionary position.

[artwilliams]

LOL

And you know what? Someone's grandmother is!

Originally posted by pyratas
I have a rough time not spouting "Your Grandmother's a SnowBalling DP'ing Cunt" at Christmas Eve dinner..

Beyond that...................nothing really....