Google may be crazy

[mynameisjim]

Check out this quote from the Chief exuctive at Google when asked about the future of search results.

“The goal is to enable Google users to be able to ask the question such as ‘What shall I do tomorrow?’ and ‘What job shall I take?’ ”

Geez, I can't believe he would make a statement like that. It just sounds so Orwellian.

Full article.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/c3e49548-088...b5df10621.html

Anyway, I've gotta go ask Google what I should eat for dinner.

[razor]

....or when to take a dump!

[balls_deep]

grrr... google said i would be best suited to date a retarded midget in black leather boots smoking fat cigars.

Damn, I guess they can they see through my walls.

[wrbpilot]

Originally posted by balls_deep
grrr... google said i would be best suited to date a retarded midget in black leather boots smoking fat cigars.

Damn, I guess they can they see through my walls.

Balls Deep, You just found a flaw in Google Search. All cigars look fat when midgets are smoking them!

[Silverlily]

Like I want Google telling me what to do on my day off.


Wait a minute...

I don't get a day off.



Maybe Google in its infinite wisdom can tell me how to get one.

[Hyballs]

grrr... google said i would be best suited to date a retarded midget in black leather boots smoking fat cigars.

Crikey Balls_Beep, that sounds pretty good to me!

google said I would be best suited to date a black leather boot smoking a fat retarded midget.

[balls_deep]

Originally posted by Hyballs
Crikey Balls_Beep, that sounds pretty good to me!

google said I would be best suited to date a black leather boot smoking a fat retarded midget.

[Charlies_Angel]

Dang you guys are lucky!

I asked Google who to date and got a 500 Internal Server Error

I suspect they are moving to enabling 402 Payment Required response codes for any adult search term entered. That error code has been in a 'not used yet' status way too long. (Gosh, I hope Mr Cutts isn't reading this board)

[Hyballs]

Hi Charlies_Angel, I don't believe that for a minute. In all your posts your've come across as a knowledgable, intelligent and articulate person and I am sure Google will have someone special in mind for you. Type in the search again, your sure to get a better answer!

[Charlies_Angel]

Hey Hyballs! I'll give it a try again. let's see...

This time I'll phrase it like I used to for Ask Jeeves. Gosh, I miss good ol' Jeeves as a character. Ask is too plain. Jeeves had attitude (or significant lack thereof).

"Where can I find a date?" whrrrr, whiz, wheeee, p-ting! Answer: "Did you mean figs?"

Didn't Google just merge or hire some language semantic people or technology or something. I remember reading an article about word proximities they were adding into their engine. So for example if you wanted to get listed for keyphrase "cozy campus" a statement like this might actually do better than the two words together:

John cozied up to Mary on campus.

So Google would see that as a potential keyphrase candidate. As to where it lists is based on click freqs and page staying power (how long surfers stay on that page). Just so long as click freqs are stable and consistent (else G sees it as bought).

At least that how it seems to me.

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